Insect in the Tub

There was a small beatle in the tub when I went to take a shower. This time I didn't feel like drowning it or squashing it as I ordinarily might to excise my fear. . I wrapped the insect in paper and, naked, stepped out of the tub into the empty hallways, opened the door and tossed it onto the porch. When I returned to the tub I confronted my naked body in in the full-length mirror on the door. I hadn't met this man eye-to-eye for maybe 20 years. Hello I said, not bad for your years.