Meeting with the Judge

My cat looks
over at the humanitarian rep
and says, "He's a perfectly good
master to me."

"But I yell at you," I say.
"I chase you off the couch and
make you move when I want to sit."
I have tantrums sometimes when I scare you."

The humanitarian rep looks
over at me and scowls.
But my cat says,
"He's a perfectly good master to me."