Nearing Funk Menopause

The conservatives may win
and the panic that drove me
to ask for tenderness
has brought me rage.

My hunger blows
into the void
and the appetite
increases as I empty.

My current funk
only lasts
a few days
and may be my last.

How many funks
can I fit into a short
life? If they are like
eggs I must be close to out.